how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

raetherandom:

h-ella:

raven4ever:

in-ground trampoline 

what if it breaks

THEN YOU DIE

It leads to Hell

SATAN IS WAITING

ＳＡＴＡＮ ＩＳ ＷＡＩＴＩＮＧ

He’s probably looking up at the underside of that trampoline thinking “Oh no not again”

click here for sex tips

I feel like I am missing some sort of really important segue between these two subjects…

butitsbetteroffhiatus:

i’m going to play sims and kill everyone that always makes me feel better

the world is over populated and some of you need to die

origami-dolls:

♡

corsorala:

my friend pointed out to me that clownfish live in groups of one dominant male and female and the rest are inferior males and when the female dies the dominant male becomes the female and one of the inferior males becomes the dominant male

so like

marlin only wanted to find nemo so he could become a female and fuck him

bombliate:

how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past

accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions